PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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