how can u be prego again
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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