Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
