i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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