i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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