I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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