our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just invented taco cereal.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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