Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm just crazy horny about you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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