yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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