just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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