Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
only if we run a train.
done.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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