I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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