Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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