My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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