The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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