She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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