We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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