So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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