I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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