First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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