just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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