Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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