covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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