You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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