You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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