I want to have your abortion
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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