Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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