If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
