Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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