No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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