I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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