fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
