She's JV to your varsity
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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