matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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