Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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