You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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