she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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