i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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