why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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