did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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