got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm at about main and main street
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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