So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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