pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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