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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.

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  No shame December is a go.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.

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• (530): View more from California

  hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me

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