Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me