Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode

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(845): View more from New York

its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth

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(661): View more from California

I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.

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(804): View more from Virginia

she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce

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(408): View more from California

Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.

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(812): View more from Indiana

This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.

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