i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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