so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
