Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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