Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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