Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
