Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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