Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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