Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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