Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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