I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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