You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I will be naked everywhere
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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