now i know why i became what i already was.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Im part way to drunk.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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